Awesome Jokes That Every 7 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters *(ePub)
What does a hurricane do in the morning? Puts on his windsocks! How do artists protect their castle? With a drawbridge! Doctor, Doctor! I think I'm turning invisible! I'm sorry. I can't see you today! Why do potatoes make the best teachers? Because they have eyes in the back of their heads! Here at last: the funny jokes that every seven year old needs to know. A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more. They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page. Give that seven year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around! Newsflash: Don't miss the brand-new sequel: More Awesome Jokes Every 7 Year Old Should Know! Read more
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Not AT ALL for a 7-year-old. We bought this for our daughter’s birthday. First, I didn’t realize it’s Australian English which is much different than American English. There are multiple jokes printed twice (or more). There are several instances of missing words, which my 10-year-old picked up on right away. Although there are indeed some very funny jokes, I don’t want my American 7-year-old using the word “tits”. I’ll edit this review and post some examples of the above complaints. Bottom line: this book is for European kids, and of you want your kid to enjoy the entire book, I’d say 10 and up, if that. There are *many* jokes that aren’t even relevant for *any* 7-year-old, European or not. It was cheap, so I’m not returning it. I have no idea where it is. I imagine Dad either stashes it away or threw it out. Fine with me. Yet another lesson in, you get what you pay for.
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