Frank the Farting Flamingo: A Story About a Flamingo Who Farts (Farting Adventures) *(eBook)
Warning: This book may cause farting. Frank is an awesome flamingo, except for one small problem: He has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is. Fortunately, he explains farting is so common that there are different kinds of names for each fart. A beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. The book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100: • Taylor the Tooting Turkey • Frank the Farting Flamingo • Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin • Fairy the Farting Unicorn • Buddy the Burping Bunny • Roses are Red, And I’m Farting Fred • Lucky the Farting Leprechaun • Book of Bunny Farts • Pete the Pooting Pufferfish • Fritz the Farting Reindeer Read more
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Why Must Read Frank the Farting Flamingo: A Story About a Flamingo Who Farts (Farting Adventures)?
I assumed this would be a cute story about a flamingo with gas and maybe have a “hey, everyone farts” moral. But it’s just gross detailed descriptions of different kinds of farts. I’m totally not a prude! I literally once had a boss tell a customer “oh she can burp and fart with the best of them!” (I promise he said it with so much affection 😂 We had worked together for several years.) This book was just really dumb. Even my five year old was unimpressed. If he had been laughing, I would have kept it anyway (bc if he thinks it’s funny it’s worth it). We read it once and donated it.
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