Eat, Pray, #FML *ePub
A year and a half into our marriage, I found out my husband had been having an affair with a nineteen-year-old for six months. I filed for divorce and left. Two weeks later I met a man, and we fell madly in love. It was a fairy-tale romance for a month and a half, and he convinced me to join him on a romantic month-long vacation in Italy. Forty-eight hours before we were supposed to get on a plane, he told me he needed to go by himself. I was devastated. So, I had a decision to make. Either stay home and be heartbroken, or go travel Europe for a month by myself. And staying at home heartbroken? F%*k. That. What does a woman do when her life has fallen apart and her heart has been ripped out and stepped on twice in two months? She goes on a wild adventure, makes some bad decisions, and does a sh*t load of soul searching. But most importantly? She finds out how to love…herself. This is so not Eat, Pray, Love. This is Eat, Pray, #FML. *Due to the mature language and content this book is recommended for readers 18+* "Even with five kids, I could NOT put this book down. I don’t think I’ve ever read something more raw, relatable, and wildly entertaining. For anyone who’s gone through love, divorce, heartbreak, or needs to learn to love themselves and take their damn power back. READ. THIS. BOOK. -Tori Spelling (Actress) "Reading this book has absolutely inspired me. These are words of pure truth. To say I needed to read this is an understatement. I'm so thankful for this book and how it opened my eyes about myself and my relationships. I'm ready to see it on the big screen!" -SCOUT TAYLOR COMPTON (Actress) "Eat, Pray, #FML is a riveting journey of what happens when your life is thrown to the wolves and you come out leading the pack. This isn't a soul-searching book, it's a soul defining book, and Gabrielle shows us how to elegantly do so...without giving a single f%*k." -K.L. RANDIS(Bestselling author of Spilled Milk: Based On A True Story) Read more
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Why Must Read Eat, Pray, #FML?
First of all, I picked this up thinking this was a piece of fiction, and the whole time I'm reading this craptastic word vomit fest, I was like, "this has to be self-published because no agent in their right mind would have picked this up." Lo and behold... it's REAL. And she's already "famous" (though I've never seen anything she's been in... I check on IMDB) so that's why it got picked up. Look, I get it. Her life sucked. Welcome to the club, honey. It's not all rainbows and unicorns. But this was just bad. On a personal note, yeah, sorry about your jerk of an ex-husband and Javier being all locked in himself (as someone who has lost a brother to suicide and has a tendency to lock myself away in myself, I just have to say... sorry, sometimes we just deal with thing in different ways--we can't all be like you and talk it out, mmmmkay?). You have definitely surrounded yourself with some worthless men. And I'm sorry for you for that. Every pet peeve I have in writing style, Gabrielle Stone seems to have. She doesn't describe anything--she just tells you. "It was so big and pretty." Like the beauty of it all is some kind of secret she wants to keep... yet she wants you to shell out money for this book and she won't tell you anything. I mean, honestly, a ghostwriter or an editor would have been so helpful here. I hate DNFing a book, I really do, and I have slogged my way through some bad ones in the past, but I just cannot finish this one. I really don't care about her path to enlightenment, and you shouldn't either.
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