Dad Jokes: Over 600 of the Best (Worst) Jokes Around and Perfect Father's Day Gift (World's Best Dad Jokes Collection) *(Epub)
Dad Jokes: the good, the bad, and the terrible, a perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike! With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, and all the fathers-to-be, this is the ideal funny gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember―you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes! Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. Great for Father's Day, Christmas, white elephant, birthdays, and more! These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. Read more
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Why Must Read Dad Jokes: Over 600 of the Best (Worst) Jokes Around and Perfect Father's Day Gift (World's Best Dad Jokes Collection)?
This is just what the doctor ordered and the truth in advertising is right there in the title. This large print fast read book packs in the jokes by the dozens broken up lightly along “themed” lines like: Nature’s Nonsense, or Money Talks (and Tells Terrible Jokes), or Food for Thought. You get the picture. There are a variety of one-liners, bad puns, short story jokes, and joke riddles blended together. I can’t imagine someone who is interested in this book not having heard quite a few of these but there are so many that most will hopefully be new to the dad, the mother, or the sister or brother looking to expand on their (clean) lexicon of funnies. By no means am I qualified to say what is good, bad, and terrible but I’d like to share a joke from the book based on each of these categories after my opinion: The Good: R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist! The Bad: The lady helping me at the bank had a huge stain on her shirt. Should I teller? The Terrible: Q? Why didn’t the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because the road hadn’t been invented yet. And that gives you more than an inkling of what you’re to come across in the book. I have had a gas memorizing some of these and padding them out and sharing them with the people I work for and with. Brighten someone’s day with some dad jokes!
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